FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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