Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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