It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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