I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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