I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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