Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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