I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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