Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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