It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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