Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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