I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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