Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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