i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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