I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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