So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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