just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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