i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what day is it and did you see me today?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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