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(913): View more from Kansas

U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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(214): View more from Texas

In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.

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(316): View more from Kansas

No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.

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(520): View more from Arizona

just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later

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(514): View more from Quebec

fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous

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