what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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