we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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