a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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