gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
As shirtless as possible
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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