Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Someone signed my nipple.
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