Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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