Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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