I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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