marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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