yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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