Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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