you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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