nutella sex= disaster
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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