D3 body, D1 cock
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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