Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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