i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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