do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
