I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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