She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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