I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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