I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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