Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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