I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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