ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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