What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just googled if crying burns calories
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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