you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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