thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
