I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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