you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Drunk is a universal language darling
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