You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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