i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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