So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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